{"id":10060,"date":"2026-05-20T08:05:10","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T07:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/20\/20-mei-2026-ik-ben-gisteren-flink-door-de-mand-gevallen\/"},"modified":"2026-05-20T08:05:10","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T07:05:10","slug":"20-mei-2026-ik-ben-gisteren-flink-door-de-mand-gevallen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/20\/20-mei-2026-ik-ben-gisteren-flink-door-de-mand-gevallen\/","title":{"rendered":"20 mei 2026, ik ben gisteren flink door de mand gevallen."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ik ben een slecht sinterklaasje, kan er niets van. Ik had zoveel pakjes, niet normaal en dat brak me op. Ik kon niets meer vinden, verschrikkelijk. En nu ben ik sinterklaasje af. En dat begrijp ik ook, ik heb gefaald. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu was het eigenlijk ook niet te doen hoor. Te veel werken is niks, een mens heeft vrije tijd nodig. Maar jammer vind ik het wel weer, ik speelde graag sinterklaasje. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu mag ik me volop concentreren op lekker eten maken, das wel weer fijn. Ik ga aan de slag! Werk ze\ud83e\udd20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?resize=580%2C773&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10059\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?resize=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/img-20260517-wa00035670193993338990282.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik ben een slecht sinterklaasje, kan er niets van. Ik had zoveel pakjes, niet normaal en dat brak me op. Ik kon niets meer vinden, verschrikkelijk. En nu ben ik sinterklaasje af. En dat begrijp ik ook, ik heb gefaald. Nu was het eigenlijk ook niet te doen hoor. Te veel werken is niks, een [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-niet-gecategoriseerd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koertkrouwel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}